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Well well, here I am, and in gigantic eyelashes no less. I look hecka freaky, and not unlike a drag queen. In fact, my mother sang me a song this morning called "It's Not Easy Being A Drag Queen," to the tune of that well-known song by Kermit the Frog. It's like being a pimp, and yes, it's hard out there for a pimp. God bless the inventor of music!

So, today I shall perform my deranged butterfly piece. I get into character for this but running around laughing like a crazy person. I am a crazy person, so it comes rather naturally. It's really hard to blink with these huge fuzzy things on my eyes, so I think I should just not blink and see what happens...

Oh GOD, my CONTACTS!!!!!!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Anyway, my nails are also jade green if that helps paint the picture of the craziness I look right now. I also have a huge pink and green headband in. I look like I belong in the 60s on the dance floor. And the truth is, I do. I bet I'd look good on the dancefloor (ha ha, Arctic Monkeys <3).

Anyway, I'm going to head off to schoolie now, and I'll definately be back tomorrow with photos of my butterflyerobsitity. (The play is called 'The Butterfly Observation.")

AU REVOIR MY FLITTERY PALS.

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